User:PureEpic
PureEpic
Golden Pyro is love.
Golden Pyro is life.
My favorite hobbies
- Golden Pyro
- Golden Pyro
- Golden Pyro
Golden Pyromancer Lore
One night, I was playing Tower Defense Simulator, and bought my next golden skincrate. When I heard a voice say "Come here my child, follow my voice," I did what the voice wanted, and followed it into the kitchen. I was surprised to see Golden Pyro standing in my kitchen. I stood there staring in amazement wondering what would happen next, then he broke the silence and said, "Why haven't you been using Golden Pyro, my child?" I said "Golden Pyro is the worst golden skin. Who would want to use it?" He said I was lying, and asked me to open the golden skincrate. I said no. Then, he pulled out his flamethrower and said, "Open the skincrate or I will kill you." I said ok, and opened it. The tension was real. I could be wasting my time just to get a useless skin. Golden Pyro peeked out of the skincrate. I fainted for what seemed like hours, and then, a white light surrounded me. And I woke up, laying on the floor in the kitchen. I was reborn. I was a new man. I stood up and said, "Thank you Pyro." He smiled and floated into the floor. Ever since that night I have been using Golden Pyro for Molten, Fallen, and Hardcore. My teammates don't like me anymore because all I use is Golden Pyro. But that doesn't matter. I don't need them because I will always have my Golden Pyro.
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