TDS Wiki Quotes Archive
VultureSniper
This is just a list of funny, interesting, or stupid quotes by TDS Wiki users. Some of the quotes are anonymous by request of the user, but most quotes are not since this is the internet and most people are anonymous anyway and a lot of these messages are publicly available if you know where to look.
Nested bullet points are part a chain of comments/messages that a user said.
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- "Cause Engineer HAS more ass than the other Hardcore towers because she's a woman. /j" - VultureSniper
- A Chain by Memberthatneedshelp:
- "Name a person who has that plush on his deck or like on a shelf."
- "Umbra and Engineer plushie
." - "Don't buy it yet, november only going to last 6 days. DON'T LOSE THIS FAR IN."
- "Stop the cap bro u gonna cum in the plush just say it."
- "It must be hard going through NNN while having umbra plus [real]."
- "If I get banned over this dumb joke imma kms."
- "Shut up please I'm trying to type." - BrillanceDisplayed
- "I hate any gay ships I will rip apart any gay (or les) ship in existance and throw then into the meat grinders and force feed all you shippers with gay ships in the form of crap burgers." - NoobsAreCoolerThanCasual
- "I want to transform into the black man with lightning." - TsarUnion
- "Yes I am downbad. The only reason why I am still motivated to moderate the wiki is because I like to [REDACTED] to female art. Ofc we defend female art because we want to [REDACTED]." - VultureSniper
- A Chain by Mentin123, directed at Duckk:
- "Also, if you want to find out more about him, GO TO HIS FUCKING PARENTS OR POLICE. YOU JUST MADE DUCKKK A MISSING PERSON. YOU MAY HAVE BEEN THE LAST TIME HE HAS BEEN SEEN AND HE GAVE YOU THINGS ABOUT HIM THAT COULD ACTUALLY HELP THEM. THE FACT YOU ARE PAYING "HOMAGE" TO A MISSING PERSON BY NOT ACTUALLY FUCKING HELPING EFFORTS OF I IMAGINE POLICE BASED ON THE MISSING PERSON'S POSTERS BUT BY INSTEAD USING HIS FUCKING ACCOUNTS TO TALK TO ONLINE STRANGERS OR TO SEE HOW HIS PROGRESS IN VIDEO GAMES WAS IS NOT HELPING. That, or you are just FUCKING LYING, which makes far more sense, especially since a lot of things (such as why no one question where you got his computer from, why nobody even looked for it), and multiple other things."
- "Pls don't do it" - yes, I WILL DO IT. You are either initially lying about commiting your own suicide, then lying about you actually being a missing person, or you are actually his friend which, INSTEAD OF HELPING THE FIND HIM, IS LOOKING INTO WHAT HE TALKED ABOUT WITH SOME FUCKING INTERNET STRANGERS. You also decided to "retire" and to be inactive, meaning you do not want to respond against everything I have said. Also, if he posts again??? What the fuck?? You want to find out if he is alive again THROUGH A WIKI? THIS GUY HAS MISSING PEOPLE'S POSTERS, AND INSTEAD OF CAONTACTING A FUCKING POLICE DEPARTMENT OR HIS PARENTS, WHO ARE APPARENTLY TSILL LOOKGIN FOR HIM, YOU ARE TRYING TO FIND OUT IF HE IS STILL ALIVE THROUGH A WIKI?? A WIKI??? A WIKI??? NOT ONLY THAT, YOU KNOW HIS PARENTS, YOU SAID SO YOURSELF, YET APPARENTLY A FUCKING ONLINE SITE IS A FAR MORE RELIABLE SOURCE FOR THE MISSING STATUS OF YOUR FRIEND, AND NOT HIS FAMILY OR THE LOCAL POLICE??? THIS IS NOT HOW YOU DO THINGS."
- "Gym Girl or Instagram Fitness Model Cryomancer (Instagram Cryomancer for short) /j/j/j/j/j. Just make Cryomancer but take away the puffy winter coat and give her short shorts or yoga pants, and a bra. Make the legs thiccer. You could even more a step farther and make the gun look like a camera on a tripod /j/j/j/j/j. If this skin is added it would be TDS:RPG Summer Swarmer all over again, but probably cause even more controversy since TDS is a much more popular game than TDS:RPG, and has much more younger kids playing it. Cryomancer has a hip sway idle animation, that will probably be much more noticable if she wears ass-flattering clothes." - VultureSniper suggesting a skin for ChimChom14 to model
- "Oh yeah, you guys wanna know smth funny? I discovered Engineer's thighs being thicker than other towers in 2023." - MemeMaster
- "OMG IS THAT A GRAMMER ERROR, CALL THE PRESIDENT." - EngineerTrayBlox pointing out a grammar error on the TDS Wiki but making a spelling mistake in the process.
- "The what fuck." - VisibleKnot