User blog:TDSSucksMan/Joker T.C.
- "Got an Ace of Spades? Has a revolver and dice it can use to randomize its stats."
- ―Store Description
Description
editThe Joker is a Hardcore tower that costs 
5,000 to unlock.
The Joker has a unique ability where it can throw dice on the ground, causing its stats to be totally randomized, these stats being damage, firerate, range, and damage type. The Joker's stats all truly just depend on the player. The Joker's stats can be as low as possible, or as high as possible, there is no specific limits set for the Joker. The Joker also has a 35% chance to miss any of its shots, which decreases every Level. When performing the Roll the Dice ability, the Joker stops attacking for some time, this decreases with every Level, and also cannot be randomized or modified. The Joker has a 10% chance to get pierce, this is permanent and cannot be removed when doing the Roll the Dice ability again. If the Joker lands on one on both dice, it becomes Snake Eyes, to which it instantly gains the maximum damage and minimum damage, though this is only has a 2.775% chance of actually happening.
Although most of its stats can be randomized and changed, some things that cannot be changed are the Levels where it gets detections (such as Level 5 where it gains Lead Detection), its base cost, and its placement limit.
The Joker's Roll the Dice ability also has a 5% chance of giving towers a 5% Firerate Buff for 25 seconds. This can stack with other Jokers up to 3 times, making it a 20% total Firerate Buff in a Quad match.
Upgrades
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$800+1 Minimum Damage 
+3 Maximum Damage
2 > 1.875 Maximum Firerate 
-7.5% Missing Chance 
-0.5s Immobility from Roll the Dice 
$3,500+2 Minimum Damage
+12 Maximum Damage
0.5 > 0.35 Minimum Firerate
1.875 > 1.75 Maximum Firerate
+2 Minimum Range 
-2.5% Missing Chance
-0.25s Immobility from Roll the Dice
+1 Max Hits 
$6,250+10 Minimum Damage
+20 Maximum Damage
0.35 > 0.3 Minimum Firerate
1.75 > 1.25 Maximum Firerate
+1.5 Minimum Range
+1.5 Maximum Range
-7.5% Missing Chance
-0.25s Immobility from Roll the Dice
+1 Max Hits
$20,000+20 Minimum Damage
+60 Maximum Damage
0.3 > 0.25 Minimum Firerate
1.25 > 1 Maximum Firerate
+0.5 Minimum Range
+2.5 Maximum Range
-7.5% Missing Chance
-0.25s Immobility from Roll the Dice
$75,000+65 Minimum Damage
+150 Maximum Damage
0.25 > 0.225 Minimum Firerate
1 > 0.8 Maximum Firerate
+1 Minimum Range
+1.5 Maximum Range
-10% Missing Chance
-0.75s Immobility from Roll the Dice
+1 Max Hits
Ability
editRolls 2 dice and picks them up, randomizing its statistics. During the ability usage, stops moving and looks down at the dice. Gains the best statistics if it lands on Snake Eyes.
Stats Table
edit| Level | Total Price | Minimum Damage | Maximum Damage | Minimum Firerate | Maximum Firerate | Minimum Range | Maximum Range | Miss Chance | Roll the Dice Immobility | Pierce (Roll the Dice) | Minimum DPS[1] | Maximum DPS[2] | Maximum Cost Efficiency[3] | Minimum Cost Efficiency[4] |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 | $750
|
2 | 5 | 0.5 | 2 | 10 | 18.5 | 35% | 3s | 2 | 1 | 10 | $750.00
|
$75.00
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| 1 | $1,550
|
3 | 8 | 0.5 | 1.875 | 10 | 18.5 | 27.5% | 2.5s | 2 | 1.6 | 16 | $968.75
|
$96.88
|
| 2 | $5,050
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5 | 20 | 0.35 | 1.75 | 12 | 18.5 | 25% | 2.25s | 3 | 2.86 | 68.57 | $1765.73
|
$73.65
|
| 3 | $11,300
|
15 | 40 | 0.3 | 1.25 | 13.5 | 20 | 17.5% | 2s | 4 | 12 | 133.33 | $941.67
|
$84.75
|
| 4 | $31,300
|
35 | 100 | 0.25 | 1 | 14 | 22.5 | 10% | 1.75s | 4 | 35 | 400 | $894.29
|
$78.25
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| 5 | $106,300
|
100 | 250 | 0.225 | 0.8 | 15 | 24 | N/A | 1s | 5 | 125 | 1111.11 | $850.40
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$95.67
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Skins
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| Skin | Ace |
| Rarity | Legendary |
| Daily Store Cost |  560
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| Obtained From | Deluxe Crate |
Trivia
edit- The creator used ChatGPT to come up with upgrade names, but decided to make their original ones instead, since they don't like using Artificial Intelligence.
Update History
edit- September 26, 2025 - W.I.P.
- Concept created.
- September 26, 2025 - v1.0.0
- Concept completed.
- Statistical changes:
- Now immediately gains the best statistics if the dice lands on Snake Eyes.
- September 26, 2025 - v1.0.1
- Level 5 upgrade name changed from Ace of Spades to Jack of All Trades.