User:FurnitureEnthusiastAstral
FurnitureEnthusiastAstral
I say nonsense
guy who doesn't rant about cosmetics enough
probably german
also i occasionally edit i guess, it's typically strategy sections
obligatory about section
idk what to even put here ngl
- wega game design nerd
- #72 ranked forsaken hater (and no it isnt just because of the fanbase)
- 942 best number
- eclipse comm on top
- i promise you the simping is for the bit but the glazing is not
- #1 ranked elementalist fan, leem my queen
Insanity (skin rankings)
i'll eventually do this for every tower
in order of when i did them yeah
from worst to best
Commander (my beloved)
you already know who's taking #1
stop getting skins every update fatty
idk where to put director
- 35: Candy Cane
- actual mesh vomit what the fuck is this
- 34: Valentines
- rushed and half assed, just generally not feeling it
- 33: Maid
- ew
- 32: Bunny
- ew 0.9
- 31: Aqua
- controversial take (probably) but this skin is just REALLY unfitting and honestly doesnt even fit the game. voicelines are the only decent part and they're not even that good
- 30: Pattern
- who vomited on cro's uniform
- 29: Eggrypted
- why did i place this so high before???? its ass...
- 28: Plushie
- tb commander if it sucked ass and wasn't tb commander. update when
- 27: Red
- midder default
- 26: umbra
- fuck you eclipse did it better
- 25: Holiday
- this skin sucks ass lmao (just like violent night)
- 24: Green
- general on a budget basically, same issues as red but i just prefer the green
- 23: Santa
- Holiday but a little Better
- 22: Gargoyle
- grey spam and stock stone texture. miiiiid
- 21: Lifeguard
- properly aligned glasses on overhaul skin wtf (its decent i like the cta voicelines but thats it)
- 20: Ducky
- its okay i guess
- 19: Neko
- mickey mouse voice ft. cool apcs (still salty my hc deluxe gave me this)
- 18: Werewolf
- furry bait, its well made but honestly im just putting it here out of obligation
- 17: General
- marginally worse default
- 16: Fallen
- overdesign commander (apcs are nice tho)
- 15: Default
- absolute middle ground
- 14: Brisk
- mr coat clipping
- 13: Wasteland
- default but new vegas
- 12: Victorian
- Default but a bit Better
- 11: Frost
- very clean, i likes
- 10: Pirate
- THERE BE TREASURE!!!!!!!!
- 9: Vigilante
- cool cat (i know its a kitsune or fox or whatever who cares). idk its just nice
- 8: MERICA RAHHHHHHHH- err, I mean, Patriotic.
- FREEDOM!!!!!!! RAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
- 7: Spring Time
- i like the max a lot (cool egg hat yes)
- 6: Wonderland
- teto commander bottom text
- 5: Bloxy
- honestly i just didn't know where to put this, too bad i missed it. eclipse still better
- 4: Galactic
- gold standard for commander skin recognizability
- 3: Ghost
- fallen if it wasnt complete dogshit and wasnt fallen
- 2: Phantom
- yes im a california sheephead how could you tell
- 1: My Belov- Eclipse
- wife
Freezer
ranging from foam to the best default in the entire game
- 9: Foam
- what the fuck is this supposed to be
- 8: Mint Choco
- eyestrain (i like mint chocolate chip but this aint it)
- 7: Vendor
- mint choco if it wasnt mint choco but was still ice cream related somehow (most bright maps ruin this skin lol, white blob vs hydrogen fallen)
- 6: Polar Bear
- Not feelin it
- 5: Default
- unreasonably clean default
- 4: Deep Freeze
- Default but a little Better
- 3: Fallen- I mean, Frost Legion
- its fallen freezer i swear
- 2: Cryptid
- its peam...
- 1: IcyTea
- the best cc skin and it wasnt even in the actual skin drop
Sledger
why is he short now
- 5: Brave Soul
- i dont like you
- 4: Chocolatier
- bright. still find the existence of this skin pretty funny
- 3: Fallen
- lowk remove the helmet and its #1
- 2: Default
- original idea was better ngl (though thank god he has proper hammer form now)
- 1: Phantom
- dude thats NOT how you wield a hammer
Slasher
this tower sure exists
- 4. Jason
- bland prime
- 3. Spring Time
- one lighting object too bright and its over
- 2. Default
- WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY, MY NAME. IS THE MEMORY GONE, ARE YOU FEELING NUMB-
- 1. Spooky
- shredder if it was up to date basically (i like the knife and color scheme a lot i think)
Hallow Punk
so much competition
- 2. Lunar
- the time spent making this couldve gone to an elementalist skin. anyways its just ok idk
- 1. Default
- color scheme at max is nice. thas abou ih
elementalist
what
- 1. default
- give my queen a skin
Harvester
the incident
- 3. Wasteland
- its that one guy from a new vegas dlc
- 2. Lunar
- Answer me, Corso. What does TDS need?
- What TDS needs is lunar mommy.
- 1. Default
- i like purple a lot and thats cool i thnik
- there is really nothing to talk about with these skins huh
Warden
no one uses this tower.
- 13. Galactic
- FINGERLESS. GLOVES.
- 12. Freddy
- har har har har har
- 11. Slaughter
- what were they thinking this looks so ASS
- 10. Baseball
- nothing on a sandwich and then we got baseball mortar (god i love tomboys)
- 9. Default
- i mean its nice and well made
- 8. Dark Frost
- does he have cancer why is his arm like that
- 7. Korblox
- the helmet genuinely looks horrible my hod
- 6. Masquerade
- the hand is cool but this skin genuinely hardly changes
- 5. Ducky
- subway employee warden
- 4. Shark
- fih warden (why are all the furry bait skins so well made)
- 3. Pirate
- To the sea, to the sea. All hands, abandon ship and descend. Into the flickering depths we sink.
- 2. Fallen
- mr lag machine
- 1. Isaac
- honestly the best content creator skin
Hacker
500 unfitting skins
- 5: Reindeer Mech
- this might genuinely be the most unfitting and out of place skin in the entire game, what the fuck is this
- 4: Piss
- strange killstreak sydney sleeper with a piss joke rename here
- 3: Fallen
- OVERRATED AS HELL
- 2: Default
- i mean... it's clean, i guess?
- 1: Camera Operator
- honestly the only good one (why is she red tho)
edit food wall
we are unfortunately out of ingredients
anyways just put whatever shitpost nonsense you feel like putting here... here.
negative remarks towards eclipse commander will result in immediate execution
fih
"add fih" -who